Nottingham Evening Post, Comedy Q&A column Jan 06

You will have seen me on? ... the slopes of the French Alps, snowboarding down the icy mountain with beginners technique at intermediate speeds. I’ve just returned, with the exuberance of the survivor
Home is? ...where the heart is.
Hobbies? ...are the domain of tragic people with little social life.
Bad habits? ...lying in interviews to appear more interesting.
Worst job? ...safety officer aboard the Apollo 13.
Worst gig? ... biker’s weekend at Skegness Butlins.
Worst heckle? ... ‘i love you’
The best thing about this job is? ...the hours, the adoration by complete strangers, the drunken comedy camraderie.
The worst thing about this job is? ...the hours, the adoration by complete strangers, the drunken comedy camraderie.
Ricky Gervaise or Little Britain? ... obviously Gervaise for the superlative ‘Extras’.
Why did the chicken cross the road? ... to get a flu jab.